Sweaty Sweaters

We will talk about the store in a few minutes. We have some Christmas stuff going on, none of which I'm a part of, so I'm going to talk about me. As you can see, Ivy and Elaine (especially Ivy) deliberately leave me out of everything that goes on in the store. I have no choice but to slant these stories to about me.

The story begins at the Turkey Trot 5K. As you remember, opposite to our recently decided family tradition, our family