Street Tacos and Stink Eye

It’s finally here. My taco shop is opening Tuesday. You will be able to buy upscale “street” tacos and margaritas, and oh, beer. A bunch of different beers.

Personally, I have no knowledge of what a “street” taco is. I was shown the menu, and I still have no idea why they are called street tacos. The tacos should be called “patio” tacos or “table” tacos.

The menu looks fabulous, well, at least it will to you. To me, most of the items on the menu contained onions. I am terrified of onions, especially the (construction language) red ones. Hey, Superman had kryptonite, I have onions.

Don’t tell me just eat around the onions, I know the onions have been in there touching the rest of the real food.

Wow, where did that come from? The taco shop will have tables spaced far enough that no one can reach you as they cough or sneeze. The staff will be wearing masks so you cannot tell how handsome, pretty or not either one; the staff is.

Try not to notice some of the “fancy” lighting has not been installed. Between the architect, the lighting supplier, the electrician, and Monner; not all of the lights have arrived. It really has nothing to do with me, but I get the blame anyway, so there you go!

Anyway, go check them out. They have been stung really hard by the beervirus. This restaurant (as well as all restaurants) could use your support.

If you are wondering what kind of restaurant I will be building next, I will not be building a restaurant at