Surprise breakfast for Grandma

I seldom use an alarm clock. For reasons unknown to me if I need to wake up at a certain time, I just wake up. I think it has to do with I am a pretty light sleeper. I wake up at strange noises, full moons, cars driving by and dogs barking.

Last night I was awaken by a cough. A cough would not usually wake my but this cough was coming from the living room. I got out of bed to check out what was going on. The twins were sleeping on the living room floor.

Although it was a little strange, things seemed to be in order and I went back to bed.

Sometime around first light, I woke up again. I opened my eyes and noticed a nine year old girl holding a piece of sausage next to my bed.

Me: What are you doing?

Girl Twin: What temperature should I cook this?

Me: What are you doing?

Girl Twin: We want to cook breakfast for Grandma! How do I cook this?

Me: Great, that’s nice. Who’s we?

Girl Twin: Me and Boy Twin.

Me: I think you should go back to bed and wait a little while.