Birthdays and Tusk

I've got a lot to do today. Hopefully, I can write this real quick and get outside. I'm hopeful the twins will be here this afternoon to give me a hand with an outdoor project before the snow flies.

Speaking of the twins, they "celebrated" their twentieth birthday this past week. Early in the week, I asked them what they expected for their birthday.

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday? Girl Twin: Nothing, my birthday is on Wednesday. How do you celebrate on Wednesday?

Me: Welcome to adulthood. It looks like you re