I wish they could leave it alone. the time. I would rather have the extra daylight after work, after school, even after dinner. What's wrong with having an extra hour of dark in the morning? My dogs would love it. The dogs get up when the sun starts shining in the windows on the east side of the house. That wouldn't be bad except for the fact that the ever-present herd of deer move into the yard just before dawn. The dogs know the deer are up to no good and are determined

Last week's skin cancer removal went off without a hitch. Except for the huge bandage taped to my forehead hiding the inch and a half of stitches stretching from my hairline to my mono-brow. They tell me they can remove the stitches in a week. Elaine doesn't think I will have a noticeable scar, so there will be no reason to change the name of these stories from Monner's Mumblings to Scarface's Mumblings. It was a quiet week. I spent quite a bit of time with Boy Twin. He c

It was a little more than five years ago, I discovered what looked like a tiny spider on my neck, under my chin, very near to what was my goat-tee. I guess I should have realized it wasn't a spider, because it didn't move. It just sat there, day after day. It didn't move, it didn't hurt, I didn't pay attention to it unless I was shaving around my goat-tee. At an unrelated doctor's appointment, I asked the physician's assistant if she had any idea why I had a non-moving sp